The Prick Test

Here is a little test to see what kind of person you are. Good luck guys, but if you turn out to be a prick, don't blame me, these are universal absolutes that are in no way subjective.

-If you are on welfare, and have an iPod, you are a prick!

-If you buy all of your clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch, you are a prick.

-If you are an upper-middle class white guy, that constantly goes around singing Jay-Z songs, you are a prick!

-If you have ever used the phrase, " I am not here to make friends." You are a prick!

-If you are a man that lets a woman lead you around by the testicles, well, your not a prick, actually your a bitch!

-If you are a woman that lets your man tell you what to do, well your not a prick either, you are a fucking idiot.

...ok so the last 2 are not part of the prick test, but these are groups of people that just piss me off!

-If you are a SELF-DESCRIBED "Metro-sexual," you guessed it, Prick!

-If you like the Boston Red Sox............ just kidding guys!

-But seriously, if you do like the Red Sox, I just feel bad for ya!

-If you are over the age of 21 and still use the phrase "get wasted" your a prick!

-If you are too ashamed to tell people your real age, you are a prick!

-And if you come up with ways to determine wheter or not a person is a prick, then you yourself, are a prick!