13 Rules For Functioning Adults

Well friends o'mine, here is a list of rules that I have come up with to help people transition into adulthood. Though they maybe somewhat cynical, I think they are fairly accurate.

1. Believe nothing the government tells you.

2. Society is almost always wrong.

3. Male insecurity is the cause of most of the world's strife.

4. Never trust a man in a suit.

5. Religion is obsolete.

6. People should be able to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt someone else.

7. You are not your Job. You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not your fucking khakis. (Ok so that is from Fight club, but it deserves to be on the list)

8. Having a spouse and children does not make you a complete person. There is no such thing is a complete person.

9. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result.

10. Society is one pitfall away from unraveling completely.

11. Men, you cannot fuck every girl you meet, so please stop trying.

12. Chivalry is dead; it was murdered by the feminists.

13. The Male Gender is a disease.